I immediately realized that this lady needed more than gratitude… she needed a hug. Not from me, though. Because…. You know, germs. But from someone.
In the words of Empty Bowls Mon Executive Director Zack: "Someone's bowl in this county is always empty, and on this one occasion you did something to help alleviate hunger and can choose to do so again in the future at any time..." so lets choose to do so!
I feel like the tragically uncool mom every time there’s a new phrase on the internet I haven’t heard before. And I make a point not to use it in conversation if I don’t know what it means or where it came from, and I’m sure glad I didn’t with “Stanning” or to say I “Stan” someone.
“People keep dying and it makes me worry that I’m going to die.” This is an actual conversation I had with someone recently.
C’mon Jaime! Her frontal lobe wasn’t formed! She didn’t have enough friends and was depressed! I don’t care.
Along the way she runs into former classmate Patton Oswalt who we are meant to pity because of his handicaps, but he winds up pitying Mavis for her alcoholism and overall pathetic lifestyle. Mavis was the popular girl in school who never really grew up but is determined to show everyone that she’s a successful writer. I mean, she gets manicures and pedicures on a regular basis, to me that means you’re an adult.
Am I identifying with Joe? Something to dissect with my therapist sometime.
“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separately but equal important groups. The police who investigate crime, and the District Attorney who prosecute the offenders, these are their stories…” DUN DUN!
You know what isn’t fun? Being the orphan at your co-workers FAMILY Thanksgiving that you’ve been dragged to. I should know, I’ve done it more times than I can count.
You sit in the dark propped upright on a stationary bike wondering: how in the world did I get myself here at 6 am and why am I so awake? It’s the loud music and disco ball that initially wakes you, and the workout itself is the first splash of cold water of the day... … Continue reading Zenergy